He passed away. Then he passed the vibe check.
This shirt is for anyone who’s been emotionally discharged but still shows up to the briefing. It’s soft enough to make you question your mortality, stretchy enough to fit your unresolved trauma. Mr. Bones doesn’t sweat, doesn’t sleep, and doesn’t fill out HR paperwork. He’s just here to look good and outlive your expectations.

Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Side-seamed construction for durability
-Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for reinforced comfort